people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
you can’t spell thug without hug
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game
My dad doesn’t want me smoking. To honor his wishes I will inject and snort my marijuana from now on.
i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar